恋爱话术

1、

“知道我为什么单身那么久吗？”

“因为我和谁都不配”

“只和你天生一对”

2、

“见到你第一眼，我就知道”

“知道什么？”

“知道你是个难养的猪”

3、

“我能不能借你一个很长的东西”

“是什么东西？”

“你一辈子的时长”

4、

“今天你对我爱搭不理”

“明天的我还来找你”

5、

“你摸摸我的脸”

“干嘛？”

“看这种皮料”

“是不是做你男朋友的料”

去

Although he was a eunuch, he was amazing, capable of ruling the country and calming chaos. If it were not for the early loss of a good chicken, it would be easy to be a champion and a first assistant.

The two chatted one after another. Xu Qi'an was well versed in the art of persuasion, which was trained when he practiced interrogation skills.

After wandering around for a long time, he finally brought the topic to Zhou Li.

"This man is absurd and lustful. I don't like him. Every time he participates in the tea round, I think he doesn't exist." Fuxiang airway:

"The Jiaofang department is under the control of the Ministry of rites. He is the son of a chamberlain of the Ministry of household, and my family is not afraid of him."

Xu Qian appropriately showed some curiosity and asked with a smile, "where do you start with lust and absurdity? Isn't it normal to look for flowers and willows?"

"This matter involves some official secrets," said lady Huakui in a soft voice after hesitating for a moment. "People only know a little about it after listening to other officials. If childe Yang wants to know, people will tell you, but don't spread it."

A coquettish, pleading tone.

Xu Qi'an pretended to be flattered, saying that he was only interested for a moment and would not spread it.

"This has to start with last year's Lantern Festival. Zhou Li was absurd. The Lantern Festival took a fancy to a girl. Taking advantage of many people's eyes, he came forward and made people hurt the squire around her.

"Who would have thought that the girl was also a concubine of marquis Weiwu with a background. Originally, if she was only a concubine, things would not be troublesome, but the problem was that the concubine's biological mother was a close sister with Marquis Weiwu's first wife.

"With this layer of blood relationship, the concubine is quite liked by her mistress, and the treatment is not so bad with her direct daughter. She just lacks a position."

Xu Qi'an quietly clenched his fist: "how did you deal with it?"

"Marquis Weiwu sued the emperor, and the Minister of household wrote a letter explaining that the two sides had quarreled for many days. Finally, the holy master ruled that Zhou Shilang's son was not strict, and he paid a salary for one year to compensate Marquis Weiwu for 5000 Liang. Zhou Li was banned for three months. If he committed another crime, he would be severely punished."

If he commits a crime again, he will be severely punished. This sentence seems like lightning splitting into Xu Qi'an's mind, which gives him inspiration.

Zhou Li has coveted the beauty of the concubine of marquis Wei Wu for a long time. Because he suffered a loss a while ago and was beaten, he was depressed. When his mind was hot, he thought of the concubine of marquis Wei Wu again

The previously collected information about Zhou Li was summarized in an instant, just like a cornerstone, adding bricks to his plan.

So they sent people to take away the powerful Hou Shu's daughter and hide it in the private house outside. They planned to kill people and kill people afterwards. Well, this is very reasonable.

"Of course, the purpose is to plant and frame. I don't need to kill an innocent girl. The first draft of the current plan is like this. I have to discuss the details with Erlang. Be sure to be natural, reasonable and reasonable."

Seeing Xu Qi'an in a daze, lady Huakui called out to him, her pink lips slightly tooting, like being spoiled and complaining:

"Young master, do you want to sit with others all night?"

Well, I can't break my body. If I don't sit all night, can I still do it all night?

PS: in about two or three chapters, the story of Zhou Shilang will be over.

In addition, there is a problem with the recent update. I always haven't had time to update at noon and start to recover tomorrow.

Chapter 56 the core of the plan (thanks to the leader of "salted fish doesn't want to talk")

The servant girls burned hot water. Xu Qi'an hardened his scalp and bathed under the service of their small hands. When his clothes were taken off one by one, what appeared in the eyes of the two little servant girls was a tall, strong and masculine body.

The muscle lines are smooth and full, with inherent strength, exuding the charm of a strong man.

The two little servant girls are not young children. They are old hands who have experienced gunfire. They have served many big officials to bathe. Some are big bellied, thin and muscular. They are as symmetrical and fit as young master Yang and do not lack explosive bodies. They see too little.

This is the Spirit given by the peak of refining essence. The body is in the most suitable state for fighting. There is no fat, and the muscles will not expand too much and affect flexibility.

When Xu Qi'an only wore a pair of underwear, came to the bedside with her upper body bare and dressed in light gauze clothes. The Huakui lady sitting on the duck on the brocade collapsed, her eyes were momentarily blurred and stared at Xu Qi'an's chest and abdominal muscles.

The servant girls consciously withdrew from the master bedroom. Xu Qi'an opened the brocade quilt embroidered with mandarin ducks. As soon as he got in, Fuxiang pasted it, put his hands around his neck, hung his plump and soft body on him, breathed like orchid in Xu Qi'an's ear, and said in a greasy voice, "officials."

A faint fragrance penetrated into his nose. Xu Qi'an, an honest man who never went to the fence, looked serious and tightened his body.

Lady Huakui was surprised for a moment and smiled: "is it true that the childe has no personnel?"

She softened at the thought of this possibility.

No, I've experienced women in my previous life, but I haven't slept with a stunning beauty like you. Xu Qi'an pondered and said, "Miss Fuxiang, have you ever heard of a magic skill?"

"What magic skill?"

"Touch the pillow for three seconds and you can sleep soundly."

"Cluck, don't believe it."

"Then stay away from me and I'll show you."

Lady Huakui retreated with a smile as if he wanted to have fun.

Three seconds later